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		<title>Baby, it&#8217;s fucking cold outside.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s intermission and I am blogging in the theatre lobby. I bought a diet coke and I&#8217;m having diet-coke-buyer&#8217;s remorse. Why did I buy diet coke? I mean, it&#8217;s like twelve degrees out. (Relatively. I&#8217;m a pansy when it comes to temperature.) There&#8217;s hot coffee, there&#8217;s not time to drink an entire diet coke. What [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=596&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two instances of brights.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And I&#8217;m on my way to direct my choir.  Don&#8217;t want to do it, but it&#8217;s my job and there we go &#8211; we do our jobs.
So it&#8217;s dark, damn you Daylight Savings, and it&#8217;s cold and rainy and altogether PNW-standard outside.  I&#8217;m driving Lizzie, who does quite well, and I&#8217;m listening to NPR and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=593&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Metrics.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m in class (again, surprise, what is new) and this professor, boy is she a pistol.  She literally wrote the book(s) on the subject, and has no qualms about reminding us that she is the foremost authority on about nine different themes, theories, topics &#8211; she&#8217;s got it.  She&#8217;s very confident and compelling, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=591&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>HA!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a note: somebody found my blog by searching &#8220;hormones for sissy husband&#8221;.
No sissy husbands here, lady.  Or, mister.
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		<title>Why are we even voting on this?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, hey, Referendum 71.  Catch up on the sitch with me!
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
Current results by county.
Ms. Dorothy Snarker&#8217;s excellent blog about the votes in both Maine and Washington.
What&#8217;s the deal with Maine, by the way? Pot but not equality?  Roll one up and mellow out, y&#8217;all.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
Things that baffle me about this:
-The &#8216;Protect Marriage&#8217; campaign, No on 71.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=584&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The club.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Groucho Marx: &#8220;Any club that would accept me as a member is not a club I want to join.&#8221;
I&#8217;m about to be an MBA, y&#8217;all, and I&#8217;ve done it by fucking around. Seriously. The econ midterm is due tomorrow at 6, and so is a case study I haven&#8217;t even READ, and I am blogging. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=581&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Celtic Woman.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the other day I&#8217;m at home, innocently working on my econ midterm slacking off hardcore, and I get a call from my mom.
&#8220;Turn on the public television channel!&#8221;
So I do.  It&#8217;s Celtic Woman.
&#8220;Your grandfather called to tell me to watch this because one of the singers looks just. like. you.&#8220;
&#8220;Oh?  Which one?&#8221;
&#8220;Um&#8230; I don&#8217;t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=576&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Celesbians.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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So, I recently developed a pretty substantial crush on a celebrity.  I bet you can guess. No?  Here&#8217;s a hint: she&#8217;s elegant, tall, beautiful, funny, and like twice my age.
Still nothing?  Oh, you mean that&#8217;s approximately every woman I&#8217;ve ever had a crush on?
Okay here&#8217;s another clue: she&#8217;s recently garnering more and more press for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=554&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Welllll.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fast food is bad for you.
I got the best-sounding, lowest-calorie Jack in the Box option for lunch, AND modified  (no mayo!) and I still feel queasy.
Or maybe it&#8217;s H1N1.
Or maybe it&#8217;s daylight savings. I hate that crap. I mean, I GET it, but it&#8217;s stupid. You know? Now it&#8217;s gonna start getting dark at damn [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=551&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Things that have gone wrong thus far.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got up late.
When I went to take my lunch out of fridge, I dropped it on my foot.  Since it was chili in a tupperware, the lid popped off.  Chili went everywhere.  And I dropped my coffee.  And chipped the mug.  Chili-coffee-cluster up on the pants, under the fridge.  Welcome, ants, to my floor.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yvanka.wordpress.com&blog=3908436&post=547&subd=yvanka&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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