Pending litigation!

July 2, 2008

As I twittered earlier today:

For the first time in my life, I’ve been threatened with litigation – and I am delighted, because the party doing the threatening can KISS MY LEGALLY-INFORMED ASS!

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Dear Sir Unpleasantpants Jerkaroo,

Thank you for sharing your opinion.  I must inform you, however, that as it turns out, for  ‘defamation of character’ to be a viable legal claim, the defamation in question must be rooted in the publication of falsehood.  Interestingly, as it is, I have spoken only truth. You are unkind, frightening, often drunk, and – at times – even cruel. Based on reasonable standards of social interaction, your behavior is appalling.

Thanks for trying, though.

And by the way: Fuck off.

In utter revulsion,
Ms. Yvanka Marmalade

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It’s also very unlikely that this man is going anything beyond blowing hot air.
If you ain’t got a lawyer, take your broke! ass! home!

-mym

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One Response to “Pending litigation!”

  1. Laquesha LoveGoddess Says:

    WUT. Must be filled in ASAP, yo. Details!

    If I need to cutabitch, I will.


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