Balls.

September 27, 2008

My wallet is missing.  This is what I get for having so much faith in the universe.

Also, what the hell, boss-lady?  Why for have you strewn nails next to your bed?  Ouch – ouch, I say!  Very unladylike and unpleasant of you!  Also, very tetanus-risky!  Goddamnit!

This morning, I got up to the sun streaming in the window.  I tidied the kitchen, downloaded my scone recipe, put on my walking clothes and got ready to wander toward the most delicious coffee you’ve ever tasted.  And then!  And then!  No wallet.  And then, in the pre-shoes search for the wallet – impaled!

The Universe: Go back to bed, Yvanka.

Yvanka: But now I *really* want a scone.

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