50×365: DM.

November 14, 2008

The only things I know about you are as follows:

-You wanted to get with my dear friend.  It didn’t work.
-Your roommate accused you of clipping your pubic hair into the communal trashcan in your down room. (He knew it was yours ‘cause it was your unmistakable curly yellow-blond.)

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