October 2, 2009
I got up late.
When I went to take my lunch out of fridge, I dropped it on my foot. Since it was chili in a tupperware, the lid popped off. Chili went everywhere. And I dropped my coffee. And chipped the mug. Chili-coffee-cluster up on the pants, under the fridge. Welcome, ants, to my floor. Come on in, clean this shit up.
I went to the store before work and I couldn’t find my fucking wallet. (It was in the back of my bag, and WHY? I never put it there. Earlier-times me must’ve wanted to fuck with future-me.) And while I was searching, my boss-lady called because yet another faculty member FORGOT HOW TO LOG IN TO THE COMPUTERS GAH.
Faculty members = children.
Now. All y’all keep it under control. Because I obvs. can’t.
October 1, 2009
Yeah hiiii. It’s, like, practically October and I haven’t been ’round since Ireland. If you’re a shite blogger and you know it, clap your hands.
Anyhow, I’m in Econ class and I feel like I’ve already contributed my contribution for the day in the form of a correction to an equation, so I’ve tuned out.
Speaking of, HA! WHO DOES THAT! THIS obnoxious piece of shit Hermione-Granger-esque bitch, THAT’S WHO! I was always jealous of those kids who could look at something and be all, “you’re missing a quotient” or “shouldn’t there be a negative sign there” – and now I am one. And it feels awesome.
Pride, the fall. Probably I’ll just go ahead and fail the rest of the class now.